Sounds like she's already earning her keep. G...
Sounds like she's already earning her keep. Good girl!
View ArticleGambling is preferable to stealing as long as she ...
Gambling is preferable to stealing as long as she doesn't start stealing to cover her gambling debts. And you should play her one hand of hold'em every week. She wins, she gets her allowance, she...
View ArticleAh, yes. When my son was 9 we were on a subway and...
Ah, yes. When my son was 9 we were on a subway and he turned to me and said (in the hearing of at least 50 people), "Mom, you don't need to give me an allowance any more. I've learned to gamble!"
View ArticleI had the misfortune of being stuck in a hospital ...
I had the misfortune of being stuck in a hospital for a couple of weeks when I was six years old. The doctors took pity on me and would often stop by my room to say hello. And teach me poker.This...
View ArticlePlease send Rachel to live with me immediately.
Please send Rachel to live with me immediately.
View ArticleI have an 8 yr old with the same vices. (Well, mi...
I have an 8 yr old with the same vices. (Well, minus the Texas Hold 'Em.) Then she gets all hurt and offended when I get suspicious. "Why doesn't anyone ever believe me!?" (And if I knew how, that...
View ArticleJust go with the flow. Take her on a field trip t...
Just go with the flow. Take her on a field trip to Atlantic City.
View ArticleSo funny! Hey, I'm little low on cash...tell...
So funny! Hey, I'm little low on cash...tell Uncle Matt that I'm up for some hold 'em.
View ArticleI think it is cheaper to finish college in prison....
I think it is cheaper to finish college in prison.
View ArticleWell, that would position her to pay her tuition i...
Well, that would position her to pay her tuition if she's a champion poker player! And it's legal AND she could be on TV!
View ArticleYes, you still have to pay her allowance, though m...
Yes, you still have to pay her allowance, though might I suggest a mother and daughter trip to Vegas?
View ArticleOne of my girls, as a baby, was a klepto from her ...
One of my girls, as a baby, was a klepto from her stroller. Half the time, we wouldn't discover it until we were home. Once, she was able to smuggle an enormous Beatrix Potter bunny into her stroller,...
View ArticleGambling is way better than stealing. But only if ...
Gambling is way better than stealing. But only if you win. But maybe you teach her to cheat at gambling then she could win all the time and it would be a win for everyone?
View ArticleI was thinking that gambling might be a great cure...
I was thinking that gambling might be a great cure for kleptomania. And I don't think you need to give allowance; it's time to introduce the gambling tax and cash in on the earnings.
View Articlehey, this girl could help you bringing in some mon...
hey, this girl could help you bringing in some money to fix broken appliances! keep her and put her to use! ;-)
View ArticleGambling is so much better than petty theft. And, ...
Gambling is so much better than petty theft. And, really, is there anything cuter than a small child beating your brother at Texas Hold 'Em? Hmm. CHEATING at gambling may be a problem, but what are...
View ArticleUncle Matt though--contributing to the delinquency...
Uncle Matt though--contributing to the delinquency of a minor :)
View ArticleLOL!!! I talk in exclamations too! Texas hold em!...
LOL!!! I talk in exclamations too! Texas hold em! that is awesome!
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